Original artist unknown, reproduction by Susie
Ode To A Mammogram

  For years and years they told me,
  Be careful of your breasts,
  Don't ever squeeze or bruise them,
  And give them monthly tests.

  So I heeded all their warnings,
  And protected them by law.
  Guarded them very carefully,
  And I always wore my bra.

  After 30 years of astute care,
  My Doctor found a lump.
  She ordered up a mammogram,
  To look inside that bump.

  "Stand up very close," she said,
  As she got my boob in line.
  "And, tell me when it hurts," she said.
  "Ah yes! There, that's fine."

  She stepped upon a pedal.
  I could not believe my eyes!
  A plastic plate pressed down and down,
  My boob was in a vise!
  My skin was stretched and stretched,
  From way up under my chin.
  My poor boob was being squashed,
  To Swedish pancake thin.

  Excruciating pain I felt,
  Within it's vise-like grip.
  A prisoner in this vicious thing,
  My poor defenseless tits!

  "Take a deep breath," she said to me,
  Who does she think she's kidding?
  My chest is mashed in her machine,
  And woozy I am getting.
  "There, that was good," I heard her say
  As the room was slowly swaying.
  "Now let's have a go at the other one."
  "Lord have mercy," I was praying.

  It squeezed me from up and down,
  It squeezed me from both sides,
  I'll bet she's never had this done,
  Not to her tender little hide!

  If I had no problem when I came in,
  I surely have one now.
  If there had been a cyst in there,
  It would have popped, Ker-pow!

  This machine was designed by man,
  Of this I have no doubt,
  I'd like to stick his ____   in there.
  And see how they come out!

Author Unknown
                      ._____________________

   I hope you were not offended by this material...
Yes to some of us the diagnostic mammogram is painful, but the benefits of the x-ray outweigh the temporary pain felt from the procedure.
 
 

OUR SYMBOL

Breast Cancer Action's most visible starting point has been the introduction of a breast cancer symbol. It was conceived and designed by a Canadian breast cancer patient and developed by the survivors in Breast Cancer Action. The purpose of the symbol is to raise awareness of breast cancer. It salutes the courage of the women who live with this disease and it honours the memory of those women who have died. It represents the reality of breast cancer and it challenges the medical and the scientific communities to address the increasing incidence and the deaths.

The unique teardrop shape represents the tears shed when we or our loved ones are diagnosed with this disease. The rose-pink ribbon represents the thousands of Canadian women diagnosed each year. The black lining represents the thousands who have died. Each time we explain our symbol to a family who is grieving over the loss of a loved one due to breast cancer, the black ribbon in our symbol acknowledges and shows respect for that person's life. The families appreciate this gesture and feel the memory of their loved one carries on and helps draw attention to this dreadful disease.

MAMMOGRAM

A diagnostic mammogram is an x-ray of the breast used to diagnose unusual breast changes, such as a lump, pain, nipple thickening or discharge, or a change in breast size or shape. A diagnostic mammogram is also used to evaluate abnormalities detected on a screening mammogram. It is a basic medical tool and is appropriate in the workup of breast changes, regardless of a woman's age. 
 

. What is the position of the National Cancer Institute (NCI) on screening mammograms? 

The National Cancer Institute recommends that women in their forties or older get screening mammograms on a regular basis, every 1 to 2 years. 

Women who are at increased risk for breast cancer should seek medical advice about when to begin having mammograms and how often to be screened. (For example, a doctor may recommend that a woman at increased risk begin screening before age 40 or change her screening intervals to every year.) 
 

 

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