Gitarzan
He's free as the breeze
He's always at ease
He lives in the jungle and
hangs by his knees
As he swings through the trees
With a trapeze in his
B.V.D.s

He's got a union card and he's practicing hard
To play, the
guitar, gonna be a big star
Yeah, he's gonna go far
And carry moonbeams
home in a jar
He ordered Chet's guitar course C.O.D.
Like A and E and
he's working on B
Big W&W and R&B and even the chimpanzees agree
That
someday soon he'll be a celebrity
Get it, get it, get it.

Gitarzan,
he's a gitar man
He's all you can stand
Give him a hand,
gitarzan

He's got a girl named Jane
With no last name
Kinda homely
and plain
But he loves her just the same
Cause she kindles the
flame
And it drives him insane
When he hears her say
She really does
her thing
It's her claim to fame
Come on sing one Jane
Baby, baby, oh
baby
Baby, oh baby
(How about that folks)

They've got a pet monkey
who likes
To get drunk and sing boogie woogie
And it sounds real
funky
Come on your turn boy
Sing one monkey
Let's hear it for the
monkey
On Saturday night they need some excitement
Jane gets right and
the monkey gets tight
And their voices unite
In the pale moonlight
And
it sounds all right

Yeah, it's dynamite, it's out of sight
Let's hear
it right now
Baby, baby oh baby
Yeah, shut up baby, I'm trying to
sing
Get it, get it, get it