I was sittin' in a bar room just drinking my beer when a cowboy came
over and he said loud and clear "you've been seen with my wife now i
want your life. we can do it in here or we can do it outside." Well
i'm a meek minded fellow that's never been yellow so i stepped
outside and kicked him in the crotch. Well it slowed him down but
when he came around he stomped on me and then he stomped on my
watch.
Chorus: John Cameron Swayze i know this sounds crazy but my wrist
watch is busted and i can't understand. A cowboy stomped it flat and
i freaked out over that now i feel naked with it gone from my hand
Oh, John Cameron, me and that watch had been together 13 years. It's
been shot at, dipped in beer, one time i even tied it to my motor
boat and drove it up to the beach. People thought i was crazy John
Cameron but i knew you'd understand. I've hocked everything i own
but i can never hock that watch because it's never let me down.
Besides, the pawn shop would never pay me any money for it.
So when that cowboy stomped it flat i freaked out over that. I came
up off the ground and i beat him fair and square. But he couldn't
take a lickin' and now he's stopped tickin'. And now i am headin'
for the electric chair.
Second Chorus: John Cameron Swayze i know this sounds crazy but my
wrist watch is busted beyond repair. A cowboy stomped it flat and i
freaked out over that and now i am headed to the electric chair.
That cowboy's wife came over to see me the other day, John Cameron,
and she told me that she and i were just going to ride off into the
sunset together. Not only that but she bought me a brand new watch.
A bullava. I told her to stick it in her ear!
Artist: Ray Stevens
Song title: Ray Stevens
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